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Warning: Το παρόν λήμμα είναι μαθηματικά αποδεδειγμένο ότι θα σας σπάσει τα νεύρα λόγω abnormaly high χρήσης θαυμαστικών.



Στην Θεωρία Lie το B-Group (Bang-Group) είναι το finitely generated abelian group του συνόλου S={!} , δηλαδή του trivial set που περιλαμβάνει το σημείο στίξης θαυμαστικό, και με πράξη την παράθεση. Επομένως το Β-group αποτελείται από τις πεπερασμένου πλήθους λέξεις που περιλαμβάνουν μόνο θαυμαστικά και έτσι είναι ένα συνεχές Lie Group 55 διαστάσεων με μια naturally imposed action (που ενεργεί σε greeklish ή κοινές ελληνικές προτάσεις όταν αυτές είναι γραμμένες από ψυχασθενείς, ελληναράδες, δημοσιογράφους του troktiko και του gazzetta, κατίνες γκόμενες, αγράμματους, τεϊτζήδες, μετροσεξουάλες, και όποιον άλλο μαλάκα και ξεκωλιασμένο βάζει παντού θαυμαστικά χωρίς λόγο).

[επεξεργασία] Παραδείγματα

PIGAME STON XATZHGIANNH KAI HTAN TELEIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PIGAME STON XATΖΗGIANNH KAI HTAN TELEIA...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!11!!?!?!?!?!!!??11111identityelementoftheintegersundermultiplication111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PIGAME STON XATΖΗGIANNH KAI HTAN TELEIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PIGAME STON XATZΗGIANNH KAI HTAN TELEIA(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)*2*e(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


PIGAME STON XATZΗGIANNH KAI HTAN TELEIA(!!!!!)10googol



PIGAME STON XATΖΗGIANNH KAI HTAN TELEIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow!*!\uparrow\uparrow! (Knuth's tetration notation)


PIGAME STON XATZΗGIANNH KAI HTAN TELEIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \begin{bmatrix}

! & ! & ! \\
! & ! & ! \\
! & ! & ! \\
! & ! & ! \end{bmatrix}. (Use of matrices)


XERIA PSILA!!!!\begin{bmatrix}
   !_{11} !_{11} & !_{11} !_{12} & \cdots & !_{11} !_{1q} & 
                   \cdots & \cdots & !_{1n} !_{11} & !_{1n} b_{12} & \cdots & !_{1n} !_{1q} \\
   !_{11} !_{21} & !_{11} !_{22} & \cdots & !_{11} !_{2q} & 
                   \cdots & \cdots & !_{1n} !_{21} & !_{1n} !_{22} & \cdots & !_{1n} !_{2q} \\
   \vdots & \vdots & \ddots & \vdots & & & \vdots & \vdots & \ddots & \vdots \\
   !_{11} !_{p1} & !_{11} !_{p2} & \cdots & !_{11} !_{pq} & 
                   \cdots & \cdots & !_{1n} !_{p1} & !_{1n} !_{p2} & \cdots & !_{1n} !_{pq} \\
   \vdots & \vdots & & \vdots & \ddots & & \vdots & \vdots & & \vdots \\
   \vdots & \vdots & & \vdots & & \ddots & \vdots & \vdots & & \vdots \\
   !_{m1} !_{11} & !_{m1} !_{12} & \cdots & !_{m1} !_{1q} & 
                   \cdots & \cdots & !_{mn} !_{11} & !_{mn} !_{12} & \cdots & !_{mn} !_{1q} \\
   !_{m1} !_{21} & !_{m1} !_{22} & \cdots & !_{m1} !_{2q} & 
                   \cdots & \cdots & !_{mn} !_{21} & !_{mn} !_{22} & \cdots & !_{mn} !_{2q} \\
   \vdots & \vdots & \ddots & \vdots & & & \vdots & \vdots & \ddots & \vdots \\
   !_{m1} !_{p1} & !_{m1} !_{p2} & \cdots & !_{m1} !_{pq} & 
                   \cdots & \cdots & !_{mn} !_{p1} & !_{mn} !_{p2} & \cdots & !_{mn} !_{pq} 
\end{bmatrix}.

(Kronecker product)


......!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \begin{matrix} !^r_s(V) &  \otimes  & \underbrace{ !\otimes \dots \otimes !} & \otimes  & \underbrace{ !^*\otimes \dots \otimes !^*} &  \otimes  & !^{\otimes r}\otimes !^{*\otimes s}\\ & & r & & s \end{matrix} !!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tανυστές για όταν και οι δύο διαστάσεις δεν είναι αρκετές.)

[επεξεργασία] Χρήση σε τεστ προσωπικότητας

Πόσο εντελώς καθυστερημένος είστε;

Ερώτηση 1
Πόσα θαυμαστικά θα βάζατε στο τέλος της παρακάτω πρότασης;

GAMATO _

A. 5
B. 10
Γ. TO G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ΟΣΟ ΠΙΟ ΠΟΛΛΑ ΘΑΥΜΑΣΤΙΚΑ ΓΙΝΕΤΑΙ ΓΙΑΤΙ ΕΙΜΑΙ ΤΕΛΕΙΩΣ ΨΥΧΑΚΙΑΣ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[επεξεργασία] Στην θεωρία κωδικοποίησης

Ο C.Shannon πρότεινε έναν τρόπο γραφής εμπνευσμένο από την θεωρία πληροφορίας και στον οποίο γίνεται χρήση αποκλειστικά και μόνο θαυμαστικών (όπως φαίνεται και από το abstract του original paper

In this paper we propose a novel methodology and an associated modified writing system for the representation of arbitrary english language sentences in an alphabet that makes use of a single alphanumerical symbol namely the exclamation mark symbol and its accompanying variations (1, one ?!?!?! oneoneoneomglol etc.) We proceed by proving the existence of an injective function mapping the space of finite strings of latin characters to the continous multidimensional lie group freely generated from the trivial set containing the ! symbol. Subsequent use of our system entails the application of a heuristic algorithm designed to compute this function's set of values in an efficient manner.)

Η μετατροπή γίνεται σε 5 βήματα που μπορεί να ακολουθήσει ο κάθε στουρνάνθρωπας ο κάθε τενεκές και το κάθε ξύλο απελέκητο ώστε να φανεί ακόμα πιο βλάκας με τα θαυμαστικά.

1. Για κάθε αλφαριθμητικό (συμπεριλαμβανομένου του κενού) διάλεξε έναν μοναδικό ακέραιο αριθμό

2. Γραψε τους ακέραιους αυτούς σε 8αδικό σύστημα

3. Βάλε τους αριθμούς (στο οκταδικό) που αντιστοιχούν τα γράμματα μιας πρότασης στην σειρά χωρισμένους με 9άρια (το 9 για να μην μπερδεύονται εξ ου 8αδικό)

4. Ότι αριθμός προκύψει (αυτός θα ειναι στο δεκαδικό λογω του 9) βάλε τοσα θαυμαστικά στην σειρά

5. Τώρα εισαι GAMATOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[επεξεργασία] Είπαν για το παραπάνω σύστημα γραφής

“Αν ειναι να βάζουμε όλη την ώρα θαυμαστικά σαν ηλίθιοι we might as well go all the way

- Oscar Wilde


“AFTO TO SYSTIMA EINAI GAMATO. TELEIA KAI PAVLA. KAI 800 THAVMASTIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- PSIXAKIAS


Παρακάτω παράδειγμα χρήσης αυτού του συστήματος με μια παράγραφο όπου ένα στράκι περιγράφει πόσο πολύ του αρέσει το έντεχνο.

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[επεξεργασία] Ερευνητικά πεδία

Κατά καιρούς έχουν ασχοληθεί με το θέμα (και τα συναφή πεδία των εισαγωγικών στις μισές λέξεις, των αποσιωπητικών χωρίς λόγο, των ρητορικών ερωτήσεων ακολουθούμενες από επιφωνήματα κτλ.) κορυφαίοι έλληνες επιστήμονες όπως ο φυσικός Χ. Τσόλκας και ο ψυχίατρος του:

TYPICAL TSOLKAS SPE4K:

Ένας πολύ μεγάλος αριθμός Φυσικών (Καθηγητές Πανεπιστημίων, ερευνητές, κ.λ.π) είναι σε τόσο μεγάλο βαθμό «τυφλοί», ώστε δεν μπορούν να δουν και να καταλάβουν τα παρακάτω:

Είναι γεγονός ότι στις μέρες μας η έρευνα στη Φυσική, έχει πάρει διαστάσεις «Τρελοκομείου»!

Με τα χρήματα αυτά, τα οποία δαπανήθηκαν για την εκτέλεση του πειράματος Gravity Probe b θα μπορούσαν να εκτελεσθούν 1000!!! πειράματα Φυσικής.

Είμαι βέβαιος ότι, το γεγονός αυτό θα γραφεί στην ιστορία της Φυσικής και οι μελλοντικοί Φυσικοί θα γελάνε…!!!

Σήμερα στη Φυσική υπάρχουν “χωρο–χρόνοι”, “απροσδιοριστίες”, “βρόγχοι”, “χορδές”, “υπερ-χορδές”, “quarks” κ.λ.π. Συγχωρήστε με αλλά όλα αυτά είναι μεγάλες ανοησίες!

Τα «μεγάλα» Πανεπιστήμια, κ.λ.π. αρέσκονται (για ευνόητους λόγους…) να συντηρούν τη «μούμια» της Θεωρίας της Σχετικότητας και τη «μούμια» της Κβαντομηχανικής, οι οποίες δύο αυτές Θεωρίες είναι ήδη νεκρές; Ειλικρινά απορώ!!!

Όμως όλα αυτά δεν είναι Φυσική. Αυτά είναι το «θέατρο του παραλόγου»!!! Φρίκη!, Φρίκη!, Φρίκη! Αυτά τα λίγα είχα να πω και τίποτα περισσότερο.

Αυτό που βλέπετε είναι ορφανό. Αυτό σημαίνει πως αυτό που βλέπετε είναι μόνο του και πρέπει να φέρετε κόσμο να το δει, λινκάροντάς το αλλού, but who cares? (Σεπτέμβριος 2010)